Tuesday, 27 October 2015

Justin Bieber offered $1 million to become dildo ambassador.

Justin Bieber shirtless 

'Do-it-yourself' dildo manufacturer, Clone-A-Willy has announced it has offered the 'What Do You Mean' hit-maker $1 million to advertise with them… by using his manhood! The company reportedly wrote to the recently exposed singer's listed commercial agent, asking if he wanted to be the new head face of their product! Meaning, they want to make a dildo out of the singer's penis!
Clone-A-Whilly wrote in the letter: "Justin Bieber, he's popular, talented and now as the entire world knows… quite well-endowed. You can only imagine… a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and "Clone-A-Willy" in West Hollywood. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn't hurt his "dating" life."

 They added: "We know that Justin is a big celebrity and our offer is commiserate [sic] with someone of his enormous stature. We are offering Mr. Bieber a million dollars to endorse 'Clone-A-Willy.' "

The company's do-it-yourself kit produces "a vibrating silicone replica of any penis in the comfort of your own home." So, Bieberoni can even re-create his junk while on tour!


4 comments:

  1. Dah money too much. Make dem come Naija mehn go do am for cheaper price

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  2. Hmmmm.....a million dollars??....lemme go and think about it.....lol...go where?....Ogah where do I sign jare????.....lekwa nu ooo

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